Monday, September 26, 2011


Does anyone have an orchard I could use for a photoshoot?
I have some Esrogim I'd like to sell retail, but of course everyone knows that I will only be a trusted Esrog dealer if I have some goofy pictures holding esrogim up and looking intently at the trees...

Tuesday, September 20, 2011


Marriage Tips for Men #1:

If you see a discussion is about to turn into a disagreement, STOP!
In a disagreement, she will always be right. If it's still a discussion, your opinion may still be on the table.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011


In Empire Shtiebel mikveh earlier this week, I overheard two men talking.
Man 1: Hey, what brings you to this mikvah?
Man 2: I live on Sterling.
Man 1: Oh. Did you move?
Man 2: Yep. 15 years ago.