Thursday, April 21, 2011

Matzah

On Pesach, a Rabbi sat down on a shaded bench, to have his lunch.
As he was eating his matzah, he got into a conversation with the man sitting on the other side of the bench.
The man was blind, as evident by his seeing-eye dog, and was Jewish, as he admitted to the Rabbi.
Cheered to meet another Jew on Pesach, the Rabbi offered some of his matzah to the man.
After a minute of feeling the matzah, the blind man asked, bewildered, "Who wrote this nonsense?!!"