Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Two jokes

1. There's so much snow here in Chicago, there's nothing to do. My wife has been staring at the window for hours. I guess it's time to let her in.
2. "We came to you because my wife and I are arguing and cannot decide where to go for vacation!"      
"Well where do you want to go?"
"To Florida!"
"And where does your wife want to go?"
"With me to Florida!"