Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Natural Selection

Can I have all young ladies between the ages of, oh, let's say: 18 and 24, please step forward.
Thank you. 
If you are single, please take one more step forward.
Hmmm. Still a lot to choose from.
Okay, I got it. If you are not a photographer, please take two steps back.

I've decided I'll be better off marrying a photographer. This way our engagement announcement will be an article with a nice picture, like this one, instead of the paltry two liners that commoners generally receive.