Sunday, November 22, 2009

Free kasha for life?

They say that if a baby is born on an airplane, he gets free flights for life.

If a baby is born in front of Tomchei Tmimim, would he get free kasha?

It's not just a hypothetical question anymore.

Today, a woman gave birth in a car outside of our yeshiva, mazal tov.

I didn't know what was happening- I was learning. Bochurim saw lots of cops with blue gloves on, and were gossiping about a drug bust.

An all-knowing bochur told me what really happened.

I don't think the mother and baby are Jewish....yet! (I'm kidding with the 'yet'.)