Friday, October 2, 2009

Cell Phone

Before I begin, there is a joke:
How are bochurim similar to cell phones?
They both are free after nine.
How are bochurim and cell phones different?
One of them comes with a plan.

Anyway, my phone is very uneducated.
When most guys get a new phone, the first thing they do is teach it how to curse. And how to spell names like mendel and yossi.
I cannot teach my phone anything. He cannot and does not want to learn any new words for texting. It's time I replaced him with something with a bigger brain.
A phone is a man's best friend.
And is it too much to ask for my phone to know my name?