Tuesday, September 8, 2009

A Political Joke

Reader discretion advised (that means someone might die in the joke).

A Satmar chossid felt his end was drawing near. He gathered his friends and family close, and told them that he wanted to be buried in a Lubavitch cemetary.
They were perplexed. "Why wouldn't you want to be buried in our cemetary?"
"Because, I know that Lubavitch worms won't eat Satmar meat."